why me?

Hey, you know that saying 'some people are born stupid'? well, if it wasn't a saying before it is now. yeah. I'm one of those people.

one day, sue was thinking "oh, I look like an emo boy. maybe I should cut my bangs."
soo she grabbed some scissors and started layering her hair in the front, and then had this thought, "why don't I just cut it all at the same time, it'll take less effort.."

so she chopped it all off and now looks really really gross, like an asian gone wrong.
I'd put up a picture for everyone to laugh at, but I'm avoiding those for the time being..