
Oh Laura. I suck. I miss you already. In fact, I think your my new obsession. sorry Jimi. yahahaha
I can't beleive they miss-informed us about you staying another night. We had they party food and everything
It's okay though. That stuff worked pretty well as comfort food.. :P
But still, everything is all shitty now. As soon as you left I realized how tired I was. It must have been all the Mensterbating we were doing earlier. I took this dreary walk in the cold after you left, and came home to find my fly was open the entire time... way to attract, right?
hahaha I just realized this is sounding like a freaking letter to you.. a gloomy one at that. I bet some poor unsuspecting person's gonna read this and ask him/herself, 'wth?'
Yep.
Oh yes, I so enjoyed our romping adventure last night. erhm, typo. hehe lets rephrase that... I was thinking about the daring trip we took last night to the vending machines. Demanding a quarter from the menacing security guard is a really cool saturday-night passtime, no? :P Also, I give us each 10 fat credit points for our matchingness today. I say we pulled it off quite well:






this is not how it looks :D :Dalt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298327477665261234" />

You know, as long as I'm handing out credit points, I should award us both some more for our hit new song. Hehehehehe.
(sue whispers: "they never saw it coming!")
I also think I'm getting better at date-raping. I've grown pretty used to using it as a weapon..
"STAND BACK! I CAN DATE RAPE!"
Poor, poor laura. I love you, don't worry. It's the you still loving me part I'm worried about.
I can't wait untill Feb 25th.. it's the only thing to look forward to right now. Oh, also, when are we going to exspose Benji?
We forgot to talk about that... we must have been too busy drowning me in the bathtub. Next time you come here, we'll get more
vanilla cappuccinos, more un-suspecting Price Chopper workers, more chains for our skinny jeans, more... more..... how about more braincells for sue?
hehe. I just re-read this whole thing, and decided to say this post is dedicated to laura young. one night, yeh and one more time, thanks for the memoriesssss... ugh, fallout boy really really sucks. Never again laura, never again.
(call me)
:)
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are you like, raping laura in the first pic or sumit? cus thats wut it looks like.
Where did my big long comment go! Ugh, this blog makes me so frusterated. In more ways than one...
yes
it was unsuccessful at first though
bah.
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