Well. Friday. Just another school day, with the exception that I went to Brantford this time. About Every Thursday there's this if-you're-a-clown-come-practice-here thing. Its held in a church. Random.....
Anyway, I went there with my family. I was pretty bored for a while until someone introduced me to the unicycle.
Oh, baby.
I had a fu-- flipping good time! Below is my adventures:
It will never cease to amaze me how some people can ride a unicycle. First off is the trouble of getting on the thing. I have tried many, times to get on that pedastool of pain and broken bones, and almost always ended up lying in the mud. Well, when I imagined doing it that happened anyway. Then there is the trouble of steering, pedaling, and balancing AT THE SAME TIME! I mean, no human being should have to multitask like that. I can imagine the poor masses of people to take up the unicycle, In hopes of a better life, global fame, and widespread recognization, only to find them selves sprawled in the mud (yes, oddly enough, half the people who take up the unicycle do so outside in the rain.). But seriously, the unicycle is an evil weapon of mass destruction, created by the government as a means of populace control.
(In fewer words, congrats on succeeding in using a unicycle!I haven't tried yet, But it looks hard enough. Maybe Ill try it when my foot heals up. Or when I finish 12th grade, or when cows can fly.)
No worries jim, said saying of me having crush on said girl was a cover for.........eh, maybe later.
So no worries, pissed of nazi guy. Although, despite my un-deviant intentions to your sue as you so aptly put it, you are quite the lucky one. Although I never met you, so Im assuming you two make a pretty good pair. (Arent I ever the kiss-ass. Heh)
(P.S: Raaachel, rachel, rachel,rachel. How many times have I told you not to gossip like that. Especially If you have no Idea whats going on. "Long silence" Eh, fine. But Im telling you now! Heh)
P.p.s: (Also, rachel, get on sometime. I miss your blackmailing ways.)
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It will never cease to amaze me how some people can ride a unicycle. First off is the trouble of getting on the thing. I have tried many, times to get on that pedastool of pain and broken bones, and almost always ended up lying in the mud. Well, when I imagined doing it that happened anyway. Then there is the trouble of steering, pedaling, and balancing AT THE SAME TIME! I mean, no human being should have to multitask like that. I can imagine the poor masses of people to take up the unicycle, In hopes of a better life, global fame, and widespread recognization, only to find them selves sprawled in the mud (yes, oddly enough, half the people who take up the unicycle do so outside in the rain.). But seriously, the unicycle is an evil weapon of mass destruction, created by the government as a means of populace control.
(In fewer words, congrats on succeeding in using a unicycle!I haven't tried yet, But it looks hard enough. Maybe Ill try it when my foot heals up. Or when I finish 12th grade, or when cows can fly.)
P.S: Guess who!
hahaha sooo chris (=
Hahaha, I know! Exactly what I was thinking... that's Chris for you, in a nutshell.
ahahahha, how cute. i think he put this up when he still had a crush on you
haha
he had a crush on me?
haha guess who blew it
chris your gonna get your ass kicked by one PISSED OFF NAZI. stop being such a assfag AND STAY AWAY FROM MY SUE. 88.
that's the spirit!
oh, he's protecting me! I love you jimi, loVEW YOU
hahahahahahahahahahah. That was hellaaarious.
No worries jim, said saying of me having crush on said girl was a cover for.........eh, maybe later.
So no worries, pissed of nazi guy. Although, despite my un-deviant intentions to your sue as you so aptly put it, you are quite the lucky one. Although I never met you, so Im assuming you two make a pretty good pair. (Arent I ever the kiss-ass. Heh)
(P.S: Raaachel, rachel, rachel,rachel. How many times have I told you not to gossip like that. Especially If you have no Idea whats going on.
"Long silence"
Eh, fine. But Im telling you now! Heh)
P.p.s: (Also, rachel, get on sometime. I miss your blackmailing ways.)
Afterthought:
hahahahahahahah
How do I get into such messes I wonder? Eh, probably just my inherit genius coming out. "sighs"
"leaves room"
"Peeks back in"
"Releaves the room"
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